Our good friends over at ThinkGeek have endowed us with this invention of wonder from Aperture Laboratories. Now with less than 1% Mercury a genuine Aperture Laboratories shower curtain! I have spent a fair amount of time playing Portal 2 since it came out. Thanks to our friends at Nvidia with a GeForce GTX 570 3D Vision set, Portal 2 is even better. When I first saw this shower curtain I flipped and said I GOTTA have this! The curtain is made of the finest materials and you can't have the finest materials without a little risk. ;) The curtain also comes with an ever so friendly message from Aperture Laboratories.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the material emancipation grid will not emancipate dirt, oils, or body odor from your person. For the benefit of your fellow test subjects, cleanse your body in the provided bathing facilities. To avoid expenditures on eye bleach, please do your personal cleansing behind this curtain. Thank you for your cooperation. :)This curtain is by far the best shower curtain I have ever used and deserves the 5/5 Gear rating that I have given it. If you would like to have one head over to ThinkGeek.